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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 年前

The ideal floorplan

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The ideal floorplan

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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    I have it on good authority (watching my dog) that zoomies are better when you can dart and weave between furniture.

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      We need an Olympic sport that’s just track hurdles but replaced with scattered furniture arrangements, and the competitors need to weave through without banging a shin on a coffee table.

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        There needs to be two phases though… day and night

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    This, but for playing VR games

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      • FrederikNJS@lemm.ee
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        Beautiful!

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    For some reason I read ‘zombies’, was wondering what on earth you were planning.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      They need some shufflin’ space.

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      You seem to know how to have fun

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    Designed by that famous architect Felix Catman.

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    I’ve moved to a colder climate, so wear socks indoors now. The dog and I have drift king battles. He has a cool signature move where he sprints across the lounge room onto his bed and slides it halfway into the kitchen. But I got him on hallway slides to the bathroom where such pace can only be achieved with superior control.

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      Check into adult daycare for an extended weekend, for an upgrade to grippy socks. 👀

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    Plenty of room for some manoeuvering

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    How does it feel to live with abundant space

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    That’s what a yard is for.

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      That’s nowhere near enough space! You’re going to need SEVERAL square yards!

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      deleted by creator

      • curiousaur@reddthat.com
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        Oof. My yard is 2 acres of redwoods and ferns, with a pond and a meadow.

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        True, new houses here, the back yard you can not even put a 15" pool, there’s not enough space. Some people just have no grass in their backyard, just a big wood balcony/terrace with their bbq, table, chairs, etc. No more mowing!

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      In some places you’d be lucky to get more than about 60 days per year when you could use the yard.

      Winter, rain, 30+ degree summers, etc.

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        Well that my friend is what moving is for

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    I don’t think I can afford this

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    My dog would do over half his zoomies going over the furniture. May as well spread it around to get him more exercise.

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      Mine has a habit of moving furniture just by jumping on it really hard. It’s why all my stuff is pushed up against the wall now.

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        Lol, I put non-slip pads under the rug and couch to stop them from moving. Worked like a charm.

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    What does “get the zoomies” mean? Not my native language.

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      I believe it refers to the desire to suddenly start running about in a senseless and thoughtless manner

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      Ever see a dog or cat run across the room super fast for no reason? Zoomies.

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      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1wLZ_LRLc&pp=ygULZG9nIHpvb21pZXM%3D

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    Unrelatable, kitchen is almost separated.

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      And that bedroom, might as well be a studio with a walk-in closet

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