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- So what, you’d rather just cook alone in silence? - That would be preferable to tinnitus. 
 
- “cut it off, you don’t use it anyway” 
- “I cook dead people” 
- My knives just whisper, “Thanks for keeping me as sharp as I can be! I appreciate doing my job for you.” - Though the same could be said for most of my machines since I am literally an apprentice or jack of all trades, and a master of a few. 



