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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Big

    SMALL

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      That’s just forced perspective.

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        This cow is small, that cow is far away.

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          Trump: cowfefe!

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    I didn’t know what it meant to be hit so hard in he feels until this.

    I was walking down “roading lane” yesterday and i thought that was bad enough.

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      If it helps, “monosyllabic” has five syllables. (Last time I mentioned this on lemmy I was bombarded by people who had a lot to say about it, though)

      • bryndos@fedia.io
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        I mean yeah, I guess it helps empower my suicidal ideation. ta!

      • Venia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Do you happen to have the link? It’s Sunday here and I need fun.

        • toynbee@lemmy.world
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          The link to someone criticizing my use of monosyllabic?

          • Venia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Well the context made it look like it was about people having a “short vs long” this-thread-ish freakout on the fact that monosyllabic has five syllables, but sure why not.

            • toynbee@lemmy.world
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              Gotcha, sorry if I was unclear. It will likely take me a bit to find the link (it was a long time ago), but I’ll see if I can find it for you.

  • Mika@piefed.ca
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    They actually the same size, it’s just latin alphabet is stupid and doesn’t have a letter for sound SH.

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      Šort

      Anyway, short in Estonian is “lühike” and long is “pikk” so we have the same issue

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        Hahaha, “pikk” means penis in norwegian

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          And the word you use for salmon in Norwegian means “spank” (noun not verb) in Estonian

          Also I’m craving some røkt laks right now, could you mail me some?

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          “Pik” in Dutch is also penis.

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        Pikk even sounds small, just like words have a certain phonetic sound.

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        long is “pikk”

        Incidentally, “dick” in Danish is “pik” regardless of what dimensions you’re packing

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          Well I think ideally you would want a pikk pik. You may additionally want it to be jäme.

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            Jäme is thick? Delicious? Mighty?

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              Thick. But of course a mighty cock sounds good too

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        Poland chiming in. “Długi” and “Krótki”. Same problem.

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      Doesn’t the same apply for “ng”? That seems like it could be one letter.

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      Yeah, but ng could easily be one letter, it’s just not in English.

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    That problem disappears when you stop speaking English

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      Many problems do. Unfortunately, other problems, some if them worse, might START as a consequence of the same change, so not really worth it IMO

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    Is there a term for words that are self-descriptive?

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    Yes but when you say them out loud you can adjust the lengths

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    And the word “cum” is actually thinner than the word “water” but cum is still thicker than water (it’s a saying)

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      Viscous is the word you’re looking for.

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        Yeah, that IS longer than “water”, well done!

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    Suburban Starkiller is right.

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