tfm@piefed.europe.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days agoHow to kill a childlemmy.mlimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1484arrow-down10 cross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
arrow-up1484arrow-down1imageHow to kill a childlemmy.mltfm@piefed.europe.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink cross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
minus-squareCarrotsHaveEars@lemmy.mlcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up27·3 days agoIf you fork, you’re gonna have children. Those children will slowly eat up your memory. It’s time to hang them up. Shut their pipes. Sometimes they refuse to die, like cats. Control Cat won’t work. That’s where you want to kill them 9 times.
If you fork, you’re gonna have children. Those children will slowly eat up your memory. It’s time to hang them up. Shut their pipes. Sometimes they refuse to die, like cats. Control Cat won’t work. That’s where you want to kill them 9 times.