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tfm@piefed.europe.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days ago

How to kill a child

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How to kill a child

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tfm@piefed.europe.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days ago
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    Dumping core

    I love the constant Star Trek references on Lemmy.

    Also that the proper procedure is to first kill oneself & then others. So many get that wrong.

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      Actually, you have to kill your children before yourself.

      They become zombie processes if you kill yourself while they’re still alive.

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        Yes, ofc, you need mana first, that’s why you procured children with unique PIDs.

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      Core dump in computing predates star trek - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Core_dump

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