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Right? A better analogy is sticking the dispenser nozzle on a baseball bat

I’m sure those windmills will keep him cool

I would watch a Tarantino bible movie

I just like eating feet

Goat in the corner obviously doesn’t get it. Tbf me neither, this coming from a bread apologist

Bluegrass is underappreciated

Somebody call the cops!

Lol

Straight up, I don’t dislike or quickly get exhausted socializing I just suck at it lol

Hi I’m Clock Copilot

Set up an alarm at 7:53 am? Statistically this when most people wake up.

No

Set a 8:00:85 timer? To make you feel better about your dead grandma?

No

*Sets an 2:30 am timer anyway

Awe he’s got those powerpuff girl feet

You can be the slave’s pet

If it’s lifted on skinny tires it’s a bro-dozer. The tires are always bald all-terrain tires.

Yup. For every real problem that they’re blissfully ignorant of, there’s a made-up problem that they can’t shut up about

Oh, well TIL, my bad

Not a bug technically, an isopod.

It’s not like “bug” is a technical term in the first place. Why not “bug”? It looks buggy to me.

As a not-morning person who loves breakfast food, I’m with you 110%

Jah, mein fearures