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friendly neighborhood wholesome degenerate abomination from beyond the stars (mostly harmless™).
Atomic energy enthusiast. Architecture enjoyer. Mecha appreciator. Sci-Fi reader.
Winged caniform cybernetic biped techno-lich in its dreams.
Yes, it’s a shame fascists are so hell bent on doing that to us. But perhaps if they experience consequences, they may elect to do literally anything else with their life than harass queer people.
But I know I’m being too optimistic.
Some fascists would rather die than be better human beings… So it is only generous to oblige them.
It sure would be nice if the world would stop denying this new Holocaust.
And it’s happening again, right now, as we speak.
Knowledge is being set ablaze by the powers-that-be and nobody is stepping up to meaningfully prevent it from all being destroyed.
Would it have been any less shitty if it had instead been written in assembly?
A discord kitten has needs ;3c
in first world nations we are insidiously brainwashed to believe that there WERE NO SUCCESSES among Communist movements.
awareness of those successes must be promoted.
start with “hey this really successful thing happened” AND THEN reveal “btw that was communism”
NO that is the WRONG kind of coding!!
We need a monster, a short skirt, some stripey colorful thigh high socks, and Vocaloid music!
Absolutely ABYSMAL branding and accessibility.
Social media relies, no matter how much we hate it and wish it weren’t the case, on things being “new”, “hot”, and “FAST” while this service’s name implies the absolute ANTITHESIS of what people need to disseminate information in real time: mastodons are frozen, dead, ancient, clumsy, and/or fossilized. And worse, that’s how it feels to use, too.
An extinct lumbering beast from the ice age.
Also its name is a clumsy dactyllic meter full of dull woody phonemes that doesn’t feel good to say. Its name lands with a dull wet thud. Mastodon’s name is so forgettable that nobody i ever tried to tell about it can even REMEMBER it, and even my best friend for some reason imprinted its name as “WalrusChat” (which is SO much worse but silly with that it stuck) and she can’t remember it any other way to this very day.
Gods, the mileage it could have done with just, JUST a better name. Two syllables with accent on the first just like Facebook Lemmy Twitter YouTube Snapchat Discord Ebay PayPal Google Apple Samsung TikTok WhatsApp Signal and LinkedIn. Even Pinterest and Instagram, in conversation I constantly hear people pronouncing them as pint-rest and truncating to In-sta.
If it were made of bright, sharp, tinny phonemes that POP on the two syllable meter it’d have been extra good. I would have liked Trunky. It’s bouncy and playful and fun and it keeps the pachyderm symbolism so posts could still be called toots.
The problems extend to the interface experience too: Instead of liking and bookmarking there’s only FAVORITING and that adds FRICTION because just because you like something doesn’t mean it’s your FAVORITE. Favorite implies permanence in an otherwise transient medium and people mistake it for BOOKMARKING which needs to be its own separate functionality. Instead people see posts they appreciate, go to like it, but then STOP and ask themselves “wait, I like this but is it really my ‘FAVORITE’??? No, that’s a bit too much…” And their minds have already moved on!
THIS IS WHY THERE IS SO MUCH LESS ENGAGEMENT EVEN ON MASSIVE INSTANCES WHERE THE CONTENT IS A FIRE HOSE
AND GUESS WHAT: LACK OF ENGAGEMENT IN A CONTENT DISSEMINATION SOCIAL MEDIA APP IS,
UH,
*CHECKS NOTES*
BAD, ACTUALLY!
They COULD have lent into the branding! For bookmarking, call it “remember” (because elephants never forget!) and their “like” analog could have been “trumpet” (like trumpeting praise) whereas “boost” should have JUST been called ReToot. But instead nothing feels right and it’s clunky as SHIT.
And if all that isn’t already BAD ENOUGH, Having created several profiles on several instances myself, the sheer disparity of content from instance to instance is VAST. You can’t just go on mastodon and see the same things everyone else sees! AND THAT’S A BIG FUCKING PROBLEM! You can’t just BE “on mastodon”, you gotta also know WHERE ON MASTODON something is and follow it. AND MAYBE YOU FOLLOWED THE WRONG ONE ON THE WRONG INSTANCE FROM THE WRONG INSTANCE.
so much
AND ITS NAME WASN’T EVEN ORIGINAL! SEARCH RESULTS COLLIDED WITH A METAL BAND OF THE SAME NAME FOR YYYYEEEEAAAARRRRSSSS!
that’s why.
Mastodon ANYTHING < bsky, sadly.
To me it means “I take particular notice of this”
Such as,
[Third world country]: holy crap guys I struck oil!
[United States of America]: 👀
The world ended like sixty times already this decade.
The screaming twenties just have no brakes.
It is a mistake to assume that “shit jobs” disappearing will coincide with better jobs becoming available.
I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less to pay more to compensate actual human beings doing actual work and I’m not kidding.
Nah fuck that, the machines are scabs, I want someone to earn a paycheck for work.
Why the fuck is the glass talking
May her body reach room temperature expediently.
Autopilot literally switched ITSELF off less than half a second from the moment of impact. it didn’t try to stop the car, it just shut itself off so it couldn’t be blamed.
Imagine if someone whipped throwing knives at your back and then tried to argue “but your honor I was not holding any knives at the time of the stabbing”
Fuck Tesla, fuck Elon, fuck every simp who shits excuses out their mouths for him
(I mean, not YOU, you aren’t doing any of those things; I’m just saying, those people. In general.)
Cap in the back, low-key up front. Got it.
Any good tool can be a weapon in a pinch!