But you can find a boyfriend and get him into blacksmithing so he can make you one. I feel like a ton of men won’t need their arms twisted much to do it (myself included).

My wife’s dog won’t come when I call the dogs to take them outside until I walk into the room he’s in and tell him directly. Little shit.

That poor celery.

You don’t have to be cool. The whole “nerds can’t get women” thing doesn’t apply after your 20s.

But, you need to impact the lives of the people who have the means to make that change. A traffic jam isn’t going to do that.

Also, the US government isn’t the Israeli government.

Also also, Biden is a zionist, so it’s not like he’s going to change his stance because of a traffic jam in LA.

Except the right’s platform no longer has any aspect of it that’s correct. They abandoned the conservative platform ages ago and went full fascist.

Well, it was at one point.

Sometimes it feels like my mom is the only boomer that isn’t a giant pile of shit. But, I guess you don’t typically teach special Ed for over 40 years if you’re a bad person.

Sure thing. It’s not society’s job to tiptoe around your trauma. That’s for you to deal with.

It’s been over 22.3 years; we’re allowed to laugh about it now.

Seconded

Do you think that trees don’t require money to upkeep?

Plus, they fuck up any infrastructure they’re around, so that money is going to contractors anyway.

Except we aren’t. And trees are awful for urban areas from an infrastructure standpoint.

Algae is actually much better at capturing carbon than trees are.

It’s a plastic bag, as far as I can tell. They rip a piece off and inhale it.

Ebay has one new in box for like $6500

It really wouldn’t be all that bad. If they’re dropping $2m/y on a database admin, then their BCDR plan must be rock solid with crazy fault tolerances. I’d imagine outages are extremely rare.

But, if they’re dropping that kind of money, you’d have to be an expert in the field. Or know someone.

That’s a great way to have your dog die from suffocating.

It was a limited edition promo release, so it’s definitely a collectable now.