The other night I heard a weird explosion sound and eventually classified it into the firework category and moved on. It was a meteor. Always investigate the weird sound at 5am, who needs sleep?

I feel like this should be “than coal in US” not “in US than coal” for some reason

Thank you I was just hoping someone would do this lol

He’s using it correctly

There should be a “no unedited images” rule

Ooh that’s a good roll, idk if I can beat that… unless you’re bluffing

Nine fives

Definitely. I’ve seen this advice summarized as “Comment ‘why’, not ‘how’” and it’s always helpful to come back to weird code and immediately understand these things.

Dear lord lmao

lmfao

I haven’t seen him do it lately in any code I’ve reviewed but I do change it whenever I see it if I’m doing work nearby lol

It can work or it can look good, you can’t have both

One of my coworkers is fond of using ternary expressions instead of “if” blocks. Even ones without an “else”. So I see things like:

condition ? someVar = "blah" : null;

or

condition ? doSomething() : null

Which should both just use “if” statements. Or my favorite:

condition ? someVar = "foo" : someVar = "bar"

which should really be

someVar = condition ? "foo" : "bar"

Yup there are certain patterns that I can just tell

I love that they called it “blame” lol. They knew what it would be used for.

I would unironically rather have someone in office who honestly and openly wants to kill people on an individual level than someone who pretends they don’t while implementing policies that slaughter millions