You can also just put tape over the hinges and cut them out with a boxcutter and then paint. You can leave the cabinets up and still not paint the hinges. There’s really no excuse.

Imagine being so out of shape you can’t even dispose of a body.

Cuba, Greenland and now this? Dude we cannot allow Trump to find out about Australia.

Omg the timing was perfect. 10/10

So when poeple were working from home after covid we HAD to get them back in the office because bussiness was being hurt by office workers not spending their lunch money, but when it’s the president’s Not So Secret police it’s totally fine. Got it.

Possum, I choose you! Possum: plays dead and poops itself.

I read this article and immediately went to thank my husband for not drugging, raping and filming me. He was like uh, you’re welcome? Figured not drugging your loved ones was one of those unwritten rules, but I guess not.

Probably also my fate. Cooking the food, dying during childbirth. Would be blissfully unaware of what a stock market is. Upsides, downsides.

This is ideal because the tortilla IS the plate.

I have kept my kitchen oregano plant alive for five years now. Every other house plant I have attempted to own has died on me, but at least me and ol’ Regano are doing okay.

Starlink is the only thing that works at my house. It is amazing. The difference between the less than dial up speeds of Hugesnet and the damn near Comcast high speed that is Starlink. It’s the only way I can view the internet as more than just text blocks.

I’m nearby and we have been having lady bugs and stinkbugs everywhere too. Shits ridiculous.

Me alone in the forest, lost and confused: huh I thought at least one of them would be here!!???

Oh god I had a Keith at my work place. Wanted to show me shit on his phone instead of working. What is it with Keiths!?

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

That’s not very disco of you.

That’s awesome! When I was a kid I thought sled dog racing was the coolest thing ever. Hell, maybe I still do.

So cute! Do you race or just mush for fun?

Ah, but of course!

Am women is legit. It happens.