Probably also my fate. Cooking the food, dying during childbirth. Would be blissfully unaware of what a stock market is. Upsides, downsides.

This is ideal because the tortilla IS the plate.

I have kept my kitchen oregano plant alive for five years now. Every other house plant I have attempted to own has died on me, but at least me and ol’ Regano are doing okay.

Starlink is the only thing that works at my house. It is amazing. The difference between the less than dial up speeds of Hugesnet and the damn near Comcast high speed that is Starlink. It’s the only way I can view the internet as more than just text blocks.

I’m nearby and we have been having lady bugs and stinkbugs everywhere too. Shits ridiculous.

Me alone in the forest, lost and confused: huh I thought at least one of them would be here!!???

Oh god I had a Keith at my work place. Wanted to show me shit on his phone instead of working. What is it with Keiths!?

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

That’s not very disco of you.

That’s awesome! When I was a kid I thought sled dog racing was the coolest thing ever. Hell, maybe I still do.

So cute! Do you race or just mush for fun?

Ah, but of course!

Am women is legit. It happens.

As a homeowner? Person. While it might be terrifying to discover a hobo living in the attic, at least they won’t infest every electronic item I own. And they can’t fit into the walls.

I made the mistake of staying with a boyfriend who didn’t disclose his roach infestation until I was already there. My god. They were everywhere. They didn’t even run when you turned the light, just give me a wave with one leg like, hey, how you doing?

Oh I travel with my own earplugs, but sometimes poeple forget. Nothing wrong with looking out for your fellow humans.

This thread is goddamned train wreck. If you need to fly with young children, buy a big bag of those el cheapo foam ear plugs and pass them out to whomever wants some.

I don’t have kids, and I have sensory issues that make baby crying noises physically painful, but I get it. Sometimes you need to take your tiny human places, and I just have to deal. It’s a part of life.

May god raputure them right into the power lines.

Usually it’s at two of everything. Especially now that housekeeping only stops by once per stay these days.

Has anyone noticed hotels are also giving you less towels overall? Last hotel I stayed at I got one bathtowel, one hand towel and a washcloth. Guess If I spill anything I’ll just clean it with the bath mat?

Was Mankind okay? (I am aware this is a shitty morph reference)