The bottle cap looks flared enough

Might as well just make a working regex and call it a password

Not before they make 10 movies about how great their job in bringing democracy to said country was

Bottom right could as well be Olimpiadas do Faustão

My favorite conspiracy theory is that the stock market serves a real economic purpose that isn’t just “cryptocoin bullshit, but before they were invented”

What about going an extra step into Elixir?

Thankfully, my family understands that stuff on the internet is “someone else’s computer”, so it’s easy to explain why something is down - “It’s their fault”

Just like captcha

“But we have our load balacing with 3 different AWS buckets!!!”

gg, nome

No no no, it’s Venezuelan narcoterrorists, see! Eeeevil people who support an eeeevil narcodictator!!!

The funny thing is that they tried to impeach trump twice the first time he was president. Both times failed because there weren’t enough votes in the senate to actually impeach him.

So, even if 'muricans tried again, it’s likely the impeachment would fail again because of their senate

I think sewing machines would count? They certainly got a hell lot more “portable”, but the basic design hasn’t changed much since the 1880s. Those things are little mechanical marvels

It was patented? Fucking hell, today I learned

Not as l33t as All Yor Base

The client asked for this last Wednesweek!

It’s not like QA would’ve caught these problems before it went to production anyway

Add more friction between you and the social media. On a computer, this can be done by adding lines to your /etc/hosts, or C:/Windows/System32/drivers/etc/hosts files, completely blocking off specific sites. On a phone, add stupid long passwords to open certain apps, don’t accept biometrics, leave the password written down on a paper and hide it - resist the urge to save the password somewhere for easy copypaste or to uninstall the app that allows the password locking.

Other than that, leave your phone at home and try walking around the nearest park or any spot that has more than 10 trees, at least once a week. Touch grass, trees, flowers, leaves, sit down and just watch.

Another important thing to keep in mind while outside: people will forget your existence in 5-10 seconds

Nvidia and Asus suck with linux. With default drivers of any popular distro, my CPU fans won’t go over 4k RPM on their own, despite the thing easily heating past 90ºC.

Only on windows, running asus’ “rog gaming center” piece of shit, the actual maximum speed of the fans can be turned on, it’s loud as fuck, too. I suppose it runs at around 10kRPM, which is a HUGE difference.

I gotta check how linux support is for huion kamvas right now, since I have one as my main screen no less (the laptop screen gets all fucky when it heats up, which takes 2 minutes after turning the thing on)

Back when reddit banned 3rd party apps, I just left. My account is still there, once in a while I check something on reddit instead of lemmy due to number of people.

Despite having some good karma and many years, I never felt like reddit “had” anything I’d miss by leaving. You know the “just go outside and touch grass” thing? Literally just leave the place for a week, uninstall any apps, block the site on /etc/hosts, make it enough of an annoyance to sidestep your own blocks and it’ll help you.