This thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.

It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

Pepe The Frog

Those flithy westerners

cowards

I’ve heard it said that guns have more rights than women. That’s some bullshit how does anyone justify that? Do guns use pronouns now too, does a gun need protection?

Am I supposed to know who the guy is? Is the joke that he is the cat?

I don’t know about that slice of pie between the legs

I’ll have some minty # 1 in one cup and fruity # 4 in another

My room is still messed up, and I know why! Yea-yeah!

Now play Crazy Rap by afroman to balance it all out.

You got it all wrong. I ain’t have sex with katie. Lysol had sex with katie. I just filmed it.

I was gonna eat your pussy too but I was high

A decent sound system would be nice, something with bluetooth for convenience.

To see McCarthy calling for an impeachment, despite a law the republicans themselves made to stop trump from getting impeached during his term, is comical. Literally elementary school logic.

Did you clear the history? You probably didn’t do that.

You told someone that your sister caught lemmy. Then you told that someone that you want to see their ballz. Did your sister tell you that also? Did you let her see your ballz?

I found the rightwing facist guys! They’re in here.

Okay, well we didn’t come all this way for nothing.