I call shenanigans!

neither of us EVER drank from a garden hose, it just tastes fucking disgusting.

100 percent!

Dumb kids of all generations drink from the garden hose.

The smart ones go inside and get it from the kitchen (or disconnect the hose and drink directly from the tap which tastes perfectly fine)

Shush.

First rule about Gen X, we don’t remember about Gen X.

Speaking as a Canadian, I don’t want New England, New York, Washington and Oregon.

The eastern states are slightly less crazy, but there are a shit ton of crazy Christian gun fucking kooks in the Western states. No thank you.

We would have to do some de-arming and reeducation before taking those on.

…and brag about how it took them 2 weeks to get their printer and scanner working.

Because I know what I post there. I don’t know exactly what was said because it was from days ago and I posted quite a bit in the comments. they of course won’t tell you what the comment was because they deleted it.

I think all of my anti-Musk posts were basically saying he was a douche or a dickhead in so many words. I’m sure it got reported, some basement knob mod banned me because they want to be Musk, and that’s the end of that.

If me and my posts (both comments and original posts) are what they’re selling, and I can’t express my opinion about someone, then the place isn’t worth my time. Reddit can go the bots and repost karma whores for all I care.

Not OP, but the story is the same. Personally I said something bad about Elon. I don’t remember what but it didn’t break their rules.

The problem is they delete the “offending comment” and don’t tell you what it was and don’t give you a chance to argue your case. I got banned from a subredit once just by posting some lyrics to a song from Nightmare Before Christmas (Kidnap the Santy Claus). There is no point trying to make sense of it. Websites all die eventually and others take their place.

It’s Reddit’s time.

My gaming computer is in an old 4 unit rack mount server case. I think there is some sort of RGB nonsense on the motherboard, but you can’t see it once the computer is racked.

Fuck RGB shit.

“I’m stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me.”

mum said something to the effect of do you think they are playing you?

If MENSA tests you and says you’re a genius, you might be a genius.

If you join MENSA then you aren’t as smart as they say you are.

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Who would have thought having the hubris of being “god’s people” would ever backfire?

'Squeeze me.

We always called them mouse nipples.

Have you actually ever been to South Africa?

Truth isn’t important to Americans

The geniuses at microsoft SUCK at naming

Apple is worse. Everything has the same name but gen 1, gen 2, gen 3 as a suffix.

I have more than one. The key is the word somewhere.

I’m GenX and I still remember when they called it GRID and the American Government was like “Shrug. It’s just killing the gays. No worries.”

Reagan thought it was a blessing from his god.

Maybe wear thicker underwear?