Groblok: Groblok has fist. You, mocking puny human from the future, has a face. Groblok clever. Groblok can fix problems with tools that are present. Groblok is going to fix your face, mocking human.

The saddest fun ever :)

Your lack of Star Wars pillow is disturbing.

Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

Then poop the shit

Or in hope that they will start flying to shit on the neighbour’s roof instead of your car.

If we had a reason and the ability to stack all elephants on top of each other, we wouldn’t ask about their opinion on the process.

Don’t be sad: there will be another tomorrow tomorrow.

I prescribe you 2 weeks of vim therapy. No other editors except for vi/vim for 2 weeks. You’re sick!

Nobody wants to be like those “special needs” users.

You prefer eating lilo?

USB is faster than LPT.

I couldn’t care less about your appointment problems so I can say “go fuck yourself” without hesitation.

What is ruction? And why should it be constant?

corrected.

Your approach is commendable. Take this: 🏅

Corporation: Hint taken! Hey, YouTube, buddy, please ban those poor idiots. You know, business reasons…

Unixtime: amateurs!

Shitty mood, huh? It happens…

nul.NUL.NOOOOOOL!!!

English doesn’t have this word? Read it as a “standard unit”.