I’m American, we don’t have those anymore.

But formerly, people like John Kasich, Tom Daschle, John McCain

I would not want to have to open the camera every time I got on the bus, for example.

Be twice as annoying back.

fourteen states void the votes of faithless elector and replace the elector

a larger number bar faithless electors but don’t have any enforcement mechanismor one only have one that affects the elector (but not the vote), making faithless electors illegal if not impossible in a majority of states

aand I’ll just point out right now that faithless elector laws don’t do anything to preserve the power of the state that passed them, only to preserve the power of the two dominant political parties

It doesn’t work at all if electors are barred from being “faithless” by law.

Look, as long as he’s not banging my mom it’s probably okay, right?

The theory of general relativity. Honestly, I understand it better now, and it’s still pretty crazy.

Same, and I hope to keep it that way.

The person carving the turkey serves from their left: Elders first, then adults, then children, with the caveat that one breast be set aside for those children who are picky eaters.

No, I don’t.

I’d eat that

1. “Biologically fe/male” is a pseudoscientific term created to delegitimize trans individuals, so

2. It does not matter

3. see above

4. It’s intended to be a contradiction, an insidious doubt or caveat that delegitimizes the declaration that trans individuals are who they say they are.

Don’t fall for it. Don’t perpetuate it. Delete this post, is my advice.

Crosby Stills & Nash

Bob Dylan

You know what else I don’t see here? Ads.

“Don’t go to bed angry”

Look asshole, 90% of fights are because we’re both tired, odds are we’ll wake up in the morning ready to reconnect.

None. Ethically provide valuable products of GTFOH.

my favorite flavor of Dum-Dum

A slice of frittata on top of avocado toast and three blueberry muffins

Grover

Call them a bigot and thumb your nose while walking away backwards. But don’t turn your back on them, they might be mad enough to jump you.