Don’t we all.

This is very true. Look at pigeons, for example. Used to value pigeons as a tool for communication and they even saved lives, but when technology advanced with things like the telegram, we abandoned pigeons. Cows have been domesticated for tens of thousands of years, meaning they are dependent on us for survival, and even if we don’t use then for food, we will still have to take care of them as cows have many things wrong with they’re biology such as the fact that they will die if not milked, and no, the calf can’t keep up with that as the modern cow produces far more milk than they did in the wild so long ago. In essence, cows would either become white elephants or go extinct if we didn’t care for them.

Fuck you.

Ok bud, yeah right, Delete that. Delete that RIGHT NOW.

I know what alleged means. And in this context, it means they either shot the guy who was stabbing people or shot someone else, meaning they don’t know if it is or isn’t the guy they were looking for.

Alleged? You don’t know if you got the right guy?

If it were me, I would choose the recluse house. No questions asked.

I get it.

The only British person who actually knows how to use spices is Gordon Ramsey, and he gets a pass on not using them cause he actually knows how to cook good food.

More like 30 seconds.

Thats…gonna be hard. Unless you want a prequel, which I don’t see how that would work. (The reason it wouldnt work is cause Chell is some time in the future cause of how long she slept)

ITS NOT HALF LIFE 3 IF YOU DONT PLAY AS GORDON FEET MEN.

“You have failed the vibe check.”

“FIVE MINUTES. GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.”

Wait, it’s gummer? I always thought it was Gump.

You know who else likes anti-material rifles?

QUICK, GUSTAVE DEMANDS HIS BEXT SACRIFICE

The trick is there’s multiple godzilla.

“Fucking hell, my phone costs 3000 to repair” “Why doest it cost so much?” “Apple” “Why don’t you switch to a different phone then?” “Fuck you”