To me in the sticks 30 mins is close anything less is down the road.

Now they call you prince charming Can’t speak a word when you’re full of 'ludes

I’m usually scrubbing vigorously, which shakes it free sometimes. I mean, what am I? Mr. Perfect? I’m supposed to drop my dish into this metal sink and break it? Sometimes, it happens.

You’re a lame turd.

Then your sleeve is possessed by the spirits of SAS commando who silently rolls down your arm , and before you know it, your sleeves is soaked.

You actually do some?

These future sunflowers have some crazy takes.

A lot of folks can’t take jokes. They think everything everyone says is 100%. For the most part, when people get really hateful, even when making jokes, that’s when they tell you the truth. That’s my opinion, though.

Maybe the world is just getting smaller and bigger at the same time?

Goddamn I love that shit. You know how many times I’ve been told I’m wrong for being an Atheist because “the Bible says God is real!” That line never gets old, I tell ya what.

Hating gays and minorities isn’t a political view. So jump into a piss puddle with that.

If you sit at the table and have a good time with the fascists, it can’t be helped if others think you are one.

I feel like this is bait.

I feel honored he chose my birthday as the day he decided to depart this mortal realm to go rest upon his throne. The man was a legend.

Season 1 of Bob’s burgers at a whisper. All lights off. Phone brightness down to nothing.

That’s kills me inside…like I grew up being told, “Don’t cover for your friends if they do something stupid.” I learned that includes things like rapes and assault, or child molestation or anything that proves they are not a good person.

How is it that so many people in power don’t have that type of mentality? How is it that somehow none of em, not one, has the balls to actually stand up and say, “A, B, ans C have done this and this and that.”

I’m lost for words on how to describe my feelings towards the Democrats that let this through.

But that’s the thing it doesn’t gotta be perfect, just a little better. We can still handle some suffering, but goddamn could we atleast afford a house to suffer in?

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Do you mean no matter what? Like if your partner isn’t sleepy and wants to stay up, you’d get mad if they didn’t stay in bed? If it’s that…then…woah red flag.