They just don’t want me to build my rat army because I will become unstoppable.

Nah you gotta pick one switch, then they reveal a switch that does not turn the light on, then you get an opportunity to switch which one you picked and you should always switch.

Oh, I use ‘is’ than ‘are’?

Rather than.

And also why most of my multiplayer games are unplayable on Tuesday afternoons 💀

I love you Gabe but please do that shit at like 3am.

I don’t think you know what the euphemism treadmill is.

That’s the euphemism treadmill I’m talking about. Idiot, moron, and imbecile were all terms used to describe conditions scientifically. They all became insults and were replaced by various degrees of “retardation,” which as you mentioned does come from root words meaning slow or delayed. When that similarly became an insult, special needs was coined. Then that became an insult and now the preferred term is intellectual disability. That one seems sterile enough but we’ll see.

I try not to use it because people still find it offensive, but honestly the euphemism treadmill already went past it and like 3 more replacement terms.

I’m more about lies, deception, and treachery.

What if that’s a lie??

Which is fair, but the aforementioned Republicans don’t use public transportation. They use taxpayer dollars to charter busses or planes to get undesirables out of their state.

I assure you my (virtual) machine only has windows on it.

Hot paninis.

Because that’s all their laptops are useful for.

I put a full couch cover on the they usually vomit on it within 2 days.

God save… What the fuck?

Easy enough in the winter. This pic is my commute both ways in autumn though.

That depends what your definition of “true” is, and what your definition of “fake” is, and what your definition of “wife” is, and…

I fap freely every month.

Yup. Machine learning is great. Using a predictive text keyboard with a large training set for EVERYTHING is not great.

I only pitch it to people who already play MMOs. It’s a massive time sink, and very heavy with cutscenes. Sometimes the story gets really slow (like basically doing chores for people to convince them to help you save the world) but at other times it’s absolutely incredible. I agree that the 4th xpac is some of the best writing ever.

As for spoilers in the game, you should be pretty safe. The game itself will take you through the story linearly and the community is generally very respectful.

You can play the base game and I think the first expansion up to level 60 for free. Be aware that it is an MMO, and they’ve kept most of the content that they’ve added in the game, so it’s pretty daunting starting out.

Her: I’m gonna cum

Me:

I love natural immunity. That’s why I jump start it by introducing a weakened or dead version of the virus to my immune system, so I’m protected before I’m ever actually exposed.