You know when you press your mouth onto a glass window and blow to pop your mouth open? That’s what I’m imagining is happening to this guy right now.

They had a cliffhanger and an unresolved plot line. There was always going to be a season 2. The surprise split into 2 small seasons was weird, but after the third the story is pretty much wrapped up.

My younger cousins asked me to play. I insisted we play by the actual rules and destroyed them. Rather than being put off, they rushed to use my strategy against all their friends.

Alternately, I saw a group of friends starting a game in a common area. I told them to not use house rules (like the free parking bullshit) and they said it made the game more fun. I said you’re gonna be crying in 2 hours. I came back 2 hours later and it turns out I’m a prophet.

If you want to save troubleshooting time, just skip straight to the blood sacrifice. Computers are happy when you bleed, for some reason.

Ew.

Ask either which way the other guard will tell you to take. They’ll both tell you the wrong path.

Truck and sports car? That’s some advanced compensation.

Parking is what’s complicated, mostly.

Much of the evil shit you hear about us can be laid on DeSantis’ doorstep.

Hopefully with a flaming bag of dogshit as well.

https://xkcd.com/323/

The quokka looks happy like the south park Christmas critters look happy. I don’t trust it.

The fat little turkey stance, my favorite.

One of these moron payment companies is going to realize what’s up sooner or later.

Patreon is for creators to do creative stuff professionally. Onlyfans tried to be the same thing. The only difference was they allowed NSFW stuff. Now guess which one pulls significantly more revenue?

If you become the payment processor for NSFW stuff, you can do whatever the hell you want and still be rolling in cash.

Pepper spray, tazer, knife, air horn, whatever the hell is legal where you live. Any of that is better for self defense than a printed gun.

Maintaining a gun involves knowing how to take the slide off and scrub it with a brush. 3d printing one involves knowing how they work, not to mention having access to a printer, files, then buying a kit because you still need metal internals if you don’t want it to explode in your hand. Vice did a video on printed guns.

TL;DW: a reporter got someone experienced in printing guns to help him build and test the gun over weeks and it still malfunctioned on competition day. If you want reliable self defense, buy it. Even a hi point is preferable to a printed gun, and honestly it’s probably cheaper too.

I’d suggest just buying a small frame pistol. Printing your own and making it work reliably takes a level of know-how and effort.

so moderation is barely necessary

Heh, no. If the mods took a break for a day the site would be overrun with illegal shit by noon.

On a slightly brighter note, we recently got some rescue rats and introduced them to ours in the bathtub. The soft cage kind of collapsed and one of them decided she must squeeze into the flattened part. Now I understand why.

Also sorry for the horrible shit you had to do.

“Yeah man you’ll just be driving trucks around…”

9/11 happens

“In IED land.”

Not natively but there evidently are plugins or other apps that add it.