Vampire: “…I am a vampire. I am physically unable to enter unless you say I can. Me asking can I come inside is correct, I have no ability to enter otherwise”

I have the round bit in my screwdriver set, the pointy bit broke off so I also now have a bent paperclip in there too.

It’s 8:30 now :)

Cell in Dragon Ball Z?

Wait isn’t all pancake batter vegan?

Taking the laugh track out of anything ruins it. You are replacing laughter with dead air.

I don’t remember this haircut. I remember ramps and paintbrush hair.

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Not the person you replied to.

That’s easy it’s not not wanting to come off as a creep. Where do you meet them? I have been told you cannot approach women in the bar, work, gym, through hobbies etc. Only place that is okay is dating apps and they are awful for so many reasons for everyone involved.

You don’t want to be creepy so you don’t approach people. Then you get people calling you creepy for being lonley.

US Customary Dick. Slightly smaller than an Imperial Dick. Americans chop a little off the top.

Yeah but you never See Steve in Accounting and Superman togethet either. Come now if I was Superman I would have some mansion in the arctic or something not working for a tabloid.

When I was on reddit r/grimdank spoiled the madolorian for me. Why is a 40k subreddit spoiling a Star Wars series! The episode just came out like for a day.