Congratulations, you’ve been promoted to keeper of the books

Wouldn’t an SSD run into problems down the line with too many Writes?

startpage is a proxy for google?

Which LTS kernel do you have installed? I’m shopping around

It’s like a test from Squid Game

Ugh, this entire concept makes me want to wash my eyeballs, both the cheating, the homewrecking, the justifying it after the fact, and the gloating too.

By the rules the catholic church also needs one (or many) testimonies from the faithful that their prayers were answered specifically when they prayed for Luigi to intercede on their behalf.

That’s the bad timeline - T will burn this mother to the ground, a short while o fimmense pain followed by a chance to rebuilt. A smarter fascist replacement will irreversably destroy the foundations of this country and there won’t be a rebuilding after that, just a smouldering ruin.

That’s the Janitor. He drives Bentleys off the pier into the Pacific Ocean every second saturday.

Do you keep a regular log of the work that you do? Beyond the commit messages I mean.

I suppose if you read/write code on your phone it might make sense

Every tutorial should be crafted for some hypothetical user stupider than their current stupidest user.

who hurt you

I beseech thee pull my merge request lest I smite thee (bitch)

Im a good christian boy thats why I refuse to read the manual

Far easier, Far better to just get payment up front.

debian nightly release

Sends original data vs making a copy of data and sending it.

In meme context you’d be just making a copy of your consciousness and putting it in a machine. Whatever reason you’re doing it for - escape illness, survive armageddon, nothing changes for you. A copy of you lives on though.

I am feeling confused with this meme. I am going to escalate this to my manager, secretly hopong he’ll tell me to do something else while he passes this on to the one dude in my team who’s worked with multithreading that one time.

If I find this in production I’m whipping your ballsack till you change it back.