if ((1 > 0) == 1)
printf("The OG truth\n");

Never lived in the US.

That’s literally the same, people complain about “enshitifying” because things were free/cheaper/ad-free before.

2 decades? My dude, 2 decades ago it was 2005. Computers have been commonplace close to 40 years now.

There is no place in the screenshot that specifies which generation is referred to that knows how to rotate PDFs. They could be Gen X and you just assumed otherwise…

10.000 per day, in fact!

Oh yes, Microsoft got to be literally the richest company on earth and Bill gates the richest guy on earth for decades by not “enshitifying” computers. You got it, boss!

Bonk!

Now do rz, ż, ź, dz, dż and dź!

It might be trying to spell Czy wino stawić?

To be fair, the 90s in Poland were a rough time to own a car.

We made a tourism campaign out of it at least: “Come to Poland! Your car is already here”.

Trump won the popular vote, all excuses are off this time.

Akcshually we use 0 and “not equal 0”, since “not 0” would be 0xFF…FF, and (at least gcc) gives back a 1 for a true expression. No idea about the spec, probably undefined…

And you all complained when in C we used 1 and 0…

All hail xlookup

Well, that’s cheating!

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

But they’re not whales…

I used it every time it happened, very rarely when I just slept in. My boss also came by S-Bahn so he was late from time to time as well. Of course if we had an important meeting or a customer appointment we came in a whole hour early, to compensate for 3 train failures, which never happened. But if you came 20 minutes late on a regular Tuesday nobody cared that much (boring office IT job).

Might be satire, but I think some “products based on LLMs” (not LLMs alone) would be able to. There’s pretty impressive demos out there, but honestly haven’t tried them myself.