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if there are food stains in the dishwasher after a full cleaning cycle, then you shouldn’t be using the dishwasher for anything. the landlord might replace it, but it’ll just be another discount bin bullshit washer.

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it’s hilarious how flying gets exponentially worse every single year and everyone’s all ohwellwaddayagonnadoamirite

i don’t know how much money you’d have to pay me to ever deal with flying again, but it would be a lot.

i delivered pizzas and helped myself to a mountain of chicken tenders (1.5x cooked, drenched in cajun butter) almost every shift

well, double dumbass on you!

anyone who would be opposed to galaxy quest would be disinvited from my sleepover

i’ve been seeing a lot of that sort of thing, and thinking wtf where’s the article–it’s one fucking sentence.

AI and the defenestration of standards. i guess that’s what’s happening to literally everything

you know literally everything he says “he” is going to do is something he’s going to order someone else to do. if he remembers

lol

it’s almost almost almost friday

https://youtu.be/mznsEcZlM2I

oops. looks like antivaxxers aren’t the only morons around

when you’re talking to antivaxxers, you can’t expect knowledge, logic, reason, facts, evidence, expert opinion, medical science consensus, or anything else that supports the safety of vaccines to be a factor in anything they say

couchfucker vance is about as intimidating as a bowl of cold diarrhea

is this some “clever” ploy to get vance to either come out and say trump isn’t too much of a deranged fucking psycho lunatic to serve, or that he is? what would either outcome accomplish?

if, by some incomprehensible batshit fuckery in the spacetime continuum (which, admittedly, we are in the middle of) vance agrees, who the fuck thinks having vance on your side is some kind of flex?

why is it so hard for so many people to not be a fucking scumbag

twist it

true, especially the doom scrolling–fucking horrible for mental health; i have to remind myself to knock it off when i catch myself looking at the news too long

commuting more than an hour each way

i think the negative effects of spending 10 hours a week and 40 hours a month sitting in the car are a lot more damaging than people want to believe

i can’t think of the last time, if ever, i loved and hated a meme so much at the same time