Not me on my home with way too much pizza after a hard at work right now 😅

Slippery shit

This might be the most amazing thing I’ve ever read on the internet lol

Happy birthday! Remember calories don’t count if you don’t count calories! Jk, enjoy your day and worry about calories tomorrow

Just turned 38 and from an ultra conservative household, every since I broke the indoctrination I’ve just gotten more and more liberal