amanaftermidnight@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@programming.dev•It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for thisEnglish
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9 months agoWe’re close to skipping a second too here on earth since the Earth had actually sped up a bit the past decade.
We’re close to skipping a second too here on earth since the Earth had actually sped up a bit the past decade.
Markup language ≠ programming language.
Markups produce layout, not code.
Typesetting (the Gutenberg way) produce books, not run the looms.
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Then we’ll ship the AI.
…what do you mean, all the ICBM silo doors are opening?
Trying to write tests for the spaghetti mess of a code of your app: 💀💀💀
You’re troweling.
People: “Please get this thing to work, my work/life depends on it!”
Me: “There are people whose work/life depend on my jank code/website?”
The millennials are in the absolute worst position tech literacy wise. They had the boomers on one end and the zoomers on the other.
Imagine if Americans use a different unit system for time 😱