All the best stuff was wood paneled!

I’ve been unemployed for over a year and a half… if I got a job offer from them I am not sure I could turn it down.

I remember when we upgraded to cable and I had to get a box for the TV in my room that only had the VHF/UHF input.

Looked like this:

I remember when 480p was called Enhanced Definition.

I still have a widescreen ED CRT with an HDMI port in the garage, it’s the best Wii screen ever made.

Do they even have their own marketing department to do that with anymore? I would be surprised to find out that wasn’t outsourced like 25-30 years ago.

Your best bet is truckstops probably.

I don’t see it on there so I will add that they own SodaStream, which also happens to be headquartered in Israel.

Trespassing, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, there’s a lot of laws that can cover this one and that’s before you even start talking about ‘creative’ police and DAs.

That exists.

Depends on how the movement went, and the sound of the flush.

I mean… you should put the lid (not just the seat) down before you flush every time regardless to reduce the airborne particles.

Huh… I have used Arctic Silver 5 for decades and somehow completely missed the existence of the MX line.

Also, parts of the border are a fucking river, so that part of the wall is inside the United States border, meaning that I don’t actually have to cross the wall to request asylum. And that leaves out the part where there are actually whole ranches and like a golf course on the other side of the wall because people didn’t want the wall going through their land.

The rapture actually happened in 2016 but only Harambe, David Bowie, and Alan Rickman were taken.

The fact that it’s the same people over and over again is exactly why I’m not going to see the Odyssey. I’m so fucking sick of Matt Damon. Like I don’t even have anything against him as a person or an actor, I’ve just been seeing him in every other fucking film since I was in junior high and I’m sick of it.

Current English text only looks like 24.7GB.

Yeah but nobody refers to it as base two, I think I would’ve gone more with something like “when you’re sliding into second with a smell most unpleasant”, or something.

Last time I flew on a plane the armrest from the seat in front of me actually cut my knee there was so little room. My only other option was to get my leg run over by the drink cart.

When it happened to me recently it was a local community college, definitely not just scraping data. It makes it that much more frustrating too because I thought the interview went well and I will never know what they were looking for that I didn’t have.

They have said this a bunch, here is just one example from before their recent developers conference even.