mad_asshatter

They looked straight at them!!!

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Since you’re a nurse, I’m convinced.

He doubled her age and added 7, figured it was same thing.

No need to apologize for the obvious yuck factor.

We help you lose weight by charging more for less!

Paper towels, plus one for the door handle.
Also, why not doors you open with your foot?

German midget scat porn can be disturbing to some, apparently…

But could he porn?

Does Emacs run Steam?

The cozy part comes from the coffee you made waiting for the page to load.

underrated

Shiny!

Bakers knead bread to explore their souls.

You use a mandolin to slice cheese and meats.

Blickity-blockity-blick-block-block.

That screenshot.

Misogyny-free yogurt.

Possible side effects: new calves.

I came here to buy an alibi, and you’re trying to sell me wonder.

That would be 3 different Chinese buffets over a 5 year period!