mad_asshatter

Bakers knead bread to explore their souls.

You use a mandolin to slice cheese and meats.

Blickity-blockity-blick-block-block.

That screenshot.

Misogyny-free yogurt.

Possible side effects: new calves.

I came here to buy an alibi, and you’re trying to sell me wonder.

That would be 3 different Chinese buffets over a 5 year period!

My co-workers exwife did this once.

Sometimes the simplest of things appear as the scariest.

Kangaroo Court Execution

Does it matter if you prefer emacs or vi, tho’?

I’m agape at your comment.

Yours may appear on their Wall of Fame.

It’s one of the on-the-job revelations they tell you about in training.

For some strange reason, I picture you as the supervisor (and record-holder.)

Doppel?

I’m Ganger!

Cross post to mildly infuriating.

Sounds like 99% of replies to my posts, so we’re good.

I plead with you to check mine just a wee bit longer,

i paid someone a compliment back in the day.

Plus, your writing style is adorable!