There can be only one…well that unless we can milk more money from the franchise

Just like there is no Blues Brothers sequel and Terminator ended after T2.

My dog stopped falling for this after I got her to chase me back into the house a few times

Nope! Still singing it in my head

I think this is a fake quote that somebody made up for an Internet comedy bit

You can tell by the pixels

This was the early to mid 2000s. I honestly don’t remember the specifics. But I do remember the emails coming from somewhere in Eastern Europe, so it may have been some crap system on their end that treated each reply as a unique conversation. Which could be why our Exchange server kept replying.

I’m old enough to have experienced an Exchange server being brought to it’s knees due to two out of office replies fighting back and forth with each other.

import SQLAlchemy as SQLJesus

Problem solved

Liberal indoctrination right there

They are only considering babies while still on the assembly line. Once they are fully assembled they are adults.

Don’t forget the Homeless Jesus statues that take up and entire bench so no one can sleep on them.

Hey listen to this EVP I got from the cheap ass recording device that I was waving around like a mad man. Nevermind the fact that the professional boom mic didn’t pick anything up.

Y’all are just jealous because we’re not afraid of fractions

My new thing is to fall asleep around 10-11 pm, then wake up around midnight and not be able to go back to sleep until 2-3 am. That or wake up for like 10-15 minutes every hour or two all night long.

I’ve been blocking every news and politics community that shows up in my All feed because I like to try to discover new communities but got sick of all the politics. It has made for a much nicer experience.

Also one of the few that wasn’t released through Ocean or LJN

Smoking in McDonald’s with McDonald’s branded ashtrays

As someone who has to use Azure DevOps for work, I can safely say GitHub is safe. Microsoft put so much effort into while Azure DevOps seems like an after thought to them now.

As an Xennials, whatever. Now I’m going back to eating my avocado toast.

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