The red nub on IBM/Lenovo laptops is far superior to a touchpad

Might as well throw some Artax memes in while we’re at it

Can confirm, I’m right on the edge of Gen-X and Millennials. I was the only one of my friends who had a computer pretty much all the way through elementary school. And the only reason we had computers in our house was because my dad was a computer engineer. By the time I was in highschool pretty much everyone had at least a family computer.

A fellow nano user! There are dozens of us!

A cigarette never chewed through the firewall on my car and filled the glovebox with acorns

I have 6 programmable keys on my keyboard. I have macros for a few snippets that I have to type a lot and my email because my company has a stupid long name that I’m sick of typing out.

I’m sweating right now because I’m still waiting on one last 1099

Isn’t everyone’s subconscious from Philly?

I had the style, I had the ambition
Read all the authors, I knew the right slogans

There can be only one…well that unless we can milk more money from the franchise

Just like there is no Blues Brothers sequel and Terminator ended after T2.

My dog stopped falling for this after I got her to chase me back into the house a few times

Nope! Still singing it in my head

I think this is a fake quote that somebody made up for an Internet comedy bit

You can tell by the pixels

This was the early to mid 2000s. I honestly don’t remember the specifics. But I do remember the emails coming from somewhere in Eastern Europe, so it may have been some crap system on their end that treated each reply as a unique conversation. Which could be why our Exchange server kept replying.

I’m old enough to have experienced an Exchange server being brought to it’s knees due to two out of office replies fighting back and forth with each other.

import SQLAlchemy as SQLJesus

Problem solved

Liberal indoctrination right there

They are only considering babies while still on the assembly line. Once they are fully assembled they are adults.

Don’t forget the Homeless Jesus statues that take up and entire bench so no one can sleep on them.