Not Trump’s Woody! He got a defective one.

I’d watch the shit out of this. Hell, give me a Klumps movie with only John Goodman in every role and I’m still in.

Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges

All jokes aside, they start sending the pussy your way once you register for the premium/pro edition. I’m one of the devs, if you DM me your payment info, I can expedite your premium key!

Wouldn’t a small nuke or dirty bomb work?

I don’t think anybody said it’s desirable. It just has to be done.

They kissed 👉👈

I’ll be honest: I ended up going with a calzone (mozzarella, ricotta, pepperoni), garlic knots, and the famous giant cheese sticks. All solid choices if you’re going there, too.

Temple OS, checking in.

What’s Mac?

Get out of the dog lane!

#fuckbikes

Congratulations!

You should eat some pizza later.

@!remindmebot@lemmy.world in one year, please call me with an update on this.

There’s no polite way to say this: have you guys stumbled upon any of the naked boobs, yet!? Like, holy what!? I can’t believe some of the things they’re allowing up on here!

Nice!

“I’m calling it: another global pandemic-free year! And the sweet song of Lady Liberty spreading from that shining city on a hill in Washington, D.C.!”

And they’ll be worth six figures someday!

He’s a job, just like you requested! Just don’t ask about the apostrophe.