spicy pancake

:3

*cocks gun* choose a fursona

When I stayed in a Japanese hotel I got to eat fresh hot fish for breakfast and it was fantastic. (I’m from the US so we don’t even do kippers here.)

hello fellow cloud goblin person

my mom’s cats enjoy being breathed on. the stinkier the breath the better. they’ll actually try to stick their head in my mom’s mouth. it’s gross and fascinating.

to be fair Flo is probably an animal in bed

/inb4 BONK

don’t forget there’s a canon anime-style KFC dating sim 💀

I would gladly decorate with a real skeleton as they’re biodegradable non-petroleum products but my mom said I’m not allowed

fuck i haven’t fed my eyrie in like 14 years 💀

one’s environment can have a pretty big impact on what one eats and how often one gets to move

as someone who regularly brings a literal suitcase of bagels back from NYC to my uncivilized home state, I know the exact feeling you mean

(protip to be un-fire-able: bribe coworkers with new york bagels)

carpet doesn’t kill people, interior designers kill people

I like the idea of a sandwich cookie but always find them disappointing. I want a gourmet version made by some hipsters

“vaccine Georg is an outlier and should not have been coubted”

missed opportunity to name it codeine

its what plants crave

https://memedocumentation.tumblr.com/post/128139356820/can-you-explain-the-sweaty-meme-like-its

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/8rca1e/why_do_people_spell_the_word_sweetie_as_sweaty/

is meme

I’m so disappointed because I had a tick on me recently and it was horrible

Taskmaster contestants: 👀

[HP engineers nervously look up from trying to figure out how to build high performance liquid chromatography into a home printer]