Laurel Raven

And they let you turn it off

It’s was sooo good! Really slow and deliberate and tense and at no point did it feel like it was dragging.

ACKTUALLY…

But yes, it does bother the pedant in me to see everyone calling it “Imperial system” when it technically isn’t

Fair point, I forgot about Detroit style

Depending on how old they are and where they grew up, my assumption would be the Pizza Hut Big Foot, a massive rectangular pizza that was roughly 1 foot by 2 feet, cut into squares

They were great, no clue why they stopped making them

Different people remember different things? It’s really not that complicated. What one brain decides is worth holding onto might not be worth it to another.

Hell, even what we do remember is half hallucinated to fill in the gaps (probably not the right word for it, but you get the idea)

“Why would I pay $25 for these pair of pants at full price when I could pay $24.99 for those [identical] pants that are half off?! Clearly, that’s the better deal!”

Hell, could probably even make it $29.99 for the identical pants and people will still go with that because they think they’re paying five more bucks and getting a $60 pair of pants

Stop, I can only switch to Linux so much

Ooh, that actually doesn’t sound bad… Slightly tart sweet with the salty tang of the sauce, maybe with a kick of spice from jalapenos… I’ll have to give that a try sometime

ETA: I missed that it said “pasta” rather than “pizza”, but my comment stands