Lemmayng

Almost as if FIFA was a money laundering scheme masquerading as a sports organization this whole time!

Back?! The war never ended, APiss News!

Mor(m)ons.

So on a scale of Great Depression to Dot-Com to 2008 Housing to Covid, where will this AI bubble burst land?

And yet somehow he’s still alive.

Those Walter Reed miracle drugs must be top shelf shit.

He says to the professional baseball players who know how to swing a bat with lethal force.

A combination of all the other pedos in the Epstein Class.

Shitty headline. Even shittier results.

Is it Tuesday already?

It’s June. Why are there still snowflakes around?

Is your 7th grade science teacher still among the living?

GOPiss: Buh whu about dem Somalis in Minersoda?!

Crying over milk spilt for completely different reasons.

Greatest attraction of bullets, yeah.

And in the reticle of the next Luigi…

Executions for each and every ICEstapo douche once this is over. Anything less will just start this horrid cycle anew.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

If you haven’t seen the image of what these things can do to a deer, I’d highly advise against looking for the pic unless you have a strong stomach.

Edit: Seriously, folks. Imagine Uzumaki’s “Spiral” story in real life and how fucked up that would be.

Operation:

Tepid Fury

Epic Fuckup

Epic Fail

• Yes

• Definitely

• Absolutely

Iran looks around

Trump hiding in the bushes “I rigged it!”