I heard Java can compile down to native binaries now. I interviewed someone that told me, I haven’t written a line of Java in 15 years.
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lobut@lemmy.cato
memes@lemmy.world•An employee who allegedly burned down a California warehouse compared himself to Luigi Mangione in a message to co-workers after setting the fire.
12·4 days agoI was gonna riff off of “Warehouse Luigi” and say he’s “Waluigi” for short :P
I remember there was a joke about this back in the day were someone put a joke error message saying: “that password belongs to ninja123, please enter your password”
lobut@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Pawn Shop Loans Spike as High Gas Prices Weigh on Americans
3·5 days agoI remember seeing the Payday episode of Dirty Money on Netflix. Some terrible shit they inflict and these guys know they’re using legal loophole shit and say shit like, “we offer a good product”. I felt nothing hearing about them facing justice.
lobut@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•OpenAI says CEO Sam Altman's house was targeted with a Molotov cocktail
22·5 days agoOpenAI says it? Probably a hallucination.
lobut@lemmy.cato
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen.
20·7 days agoWhy’s this need to be on the LLM? They control the app, can’t they just make a tool call out?
It’s more than that for me. I typically hate doing repetitive tasks but I love automating them and seeing my scripts or apps run or just checking a dashboard feels better.
lobut@lemmy.cato
Programming@programming.dev•If you thought the speed of writing code was your problem - you have bigger problems
7·9 days agoI won’t get into too much of a rant about this, but I’m in DevOps but I used to be a full-stack dev (as in doing nothing well).
My UI lead is just SO proud that he doesn’t need to write any code by hand and can show you how to do it too! Guess what he doesn’t do? Doesn’t fix up or speed up the website. We integrate with two of our sister products. One of them by sharing our UI packages through our private NPM repo and the other by iframe. Both are done so poorly at a fundamental level because our NPM packages are just SO poorly put together that if you spent any time looking at the output, you’ll see that it’s like typescript but not really. It’s not CJS nor does it really do ESM. Our sister websites needs to use another bundler to import these packages.
Our website is just slow too. Forget about deferred stuff or tighter bundles or reducing the page load times … just putting out more with AI is the key now. Let’s just forget about fundamentals.
Dubai porta-potty
I looked this up and between this and the Epstein Island stuff … like is regular sex just not enough for people?
Also, why can’t filthy rich people use their money to help others …
I want a worse fate for him if so, however, I don’t want it to be a distraction from the existing Pedo in Chief and their ilk.
This happened with my friend who booked a ski trip. They told him he had to cancel this trip. He went anyways and handed in his resignation.
Then they had to hire him as a contractor at a really high rate. True geniuses there.
For those that aren’t familiar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ
It’s beautiful.
Less RoboCop and More RoboHomer

lobut@lemmy.cato
Opensource@programming.dev•Open source license that doesn’t allow your code to be used for AI data training?
7·2 months agoSome authors typed the first few sentences of their book and the LLM spit out the rest.
lobut@lemmy.cato
Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•The official Introduction to Github page included an AI-generated graphic with the phrase "continvoucly morged" on it, among other mistakes.
271·2 months agoSatya wants us to get away from calling it slop for some reason
They said it looks LIKE them … could have easily been another one of the Olsen twins too … 👀
Yeah, I agree with Weird Al, you USE the NET to find a legal way but we’ll just have to wait for Roku.
lobut@lemmy.cato
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Guys, what's the best Linux distro to install on my PC?
11·3 months agoI only heard about it through a YouTube recommendation. Very cool features. I may give it a whirl next.
lobut@lemmy.cato
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Guys, what's the best Linux distro to install on my PC?
1·3 months agoI’ve heard a lot of good things about Zorin OS.

Yeah that makes sense given the language. So it’ll be a fatter binary than typical for what’s needed.