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mEEGal@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Charlotte's web could be made with a bunch of strings
5·2 months agoMan, these are bad jokes…
mEEGal@lemmy.worldto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Jeff Bezos said the quiet part out loud — hopes that you'll give up your PC to rent one from the cloudEnglish
27·3 months agoFuck you, Jeff !
I’ll make my own cloud, with blackjack and hookers and tarpits to poison your AI scrappers !
mEEGal@lemmy.worldto
Memes@lemmy.ml•Can't partner with that eViL AuThOrITarIan china after all!
210·3 months agoRemoved by mod
Oof, bad practice indeed.
Would NOT pass my code review
Okay I see your point
I personnally work in a servesless environment, and doubt many business applications really need parallelism. (Btw, you have to have at deast 1000 IQ to do it properly in C, C++ or Rust) Plus there are other TS runtimes now, so you don’t have to use Node
As for strings as JSON, I don’t understand the problem. You can do runtime validation to ensure what you’re handling is of the right shape.
As for the numerous packages for the most basic thing, how is it different from C, C++ or Rust ? I prefer this approach to Java, where one framework does it all, bc there’s innovation going on like crazy in the JS ecosystem and some established solutions feel like garbage now…
Personnally, I fell in love with TS because it’s orders of magnitude better than plain JS and because the type system is very well designed. It’s good enough for many usecases. Don’t get me wrong, I’d love doing it in Rust on a daily basis, but my business needs rarely justify it
mEEGal@lemmy.worldto
Programming@programming.dev•Building a React App with Formally Verified State
15·3 months agoYou lost me at “Designing the Spec I fired up Claude Code and got to work.”
wut ?
Why ?
Genuinely curious to learn from your arguments
One of the sick burns I actully like from him. Usually, Torvalds burns feel undeserved and very mean, but that’s maybe just me
Burnout Legends and Dominator (on PSP) were cool !
Turn her off then on again, see if it fixes things.
Otherwise, I suggest you simply switch girlfriend providers
mEEGal@lemmy.worldto
Programming@programming.dev•The Original Sin of Computing...that no one can fix
101·6 months agoHad it been a Computerphile video, would you have said the same ?
mEEGal@lemmy.worldto
Lord of the memes@midwest.social•Gotta study for these kinds of thingsEnglish
3·6 months agoStep 1 : enough Lemmy for today
Seriously, can someone please explain monads like we’re dumb or something ?
mEEGal@lemmy.worldto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•What's it like being a user hearing about developer drama.
1·8 months agothere’s a debate about NVidia ?
mEEGal@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Child labour with 10 years of experience, 'AI-native' accepting 250k lines of Cursor code
9·8 months agoyeah NO SHIT he’s the “10x developer”, he’s working on TWO laptops at once !

mEEGal@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Fox news trying to explain github.
7·10 months agothey both will

uughhhh
Them again !?