Are you insinuating that I’m a baby because I believe that mothers and fathers both deserve the same level of accomodation in regards to caring for their children in public spaces? I sure hope that’s not what you’re insinuating, because that would make you a cunt. You don’t want to be a cunt, do you?

I’ve been known to go into the women’s room to change a diaper when the men’s room doesn’t have a changing table. It doesn’t happen often, but it’s supremely irritating to me as a dad.

Counterpoint: yes.

Annoying sounds should be the least of your worries about Roblox. That game is a cess pool of porn and Nazi shit. My kids aren’t allowed to know it exists, let alone play it.

I’m more of a “well, shit” guy myself.

It’s more likely than you’d think. My cat and my rats used to be inseparable.

I wouldn’t call it violence, I would call it a justified use of force.

How’s that cock taste?

Free at last, free at last!

He uses warming to hinder cooling.

Imagine being so vindictive that you have to invent reasons to continue being vindictive.

Macer Glaber, at your service.

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Hell yeah

If that was my jumping off point before I started going bald, I’d probably have a pretty normal looking hairline right now.

Yeah, but it’s hot goss. What are we gonna do, not talk about it?

I’ve also been going through some motions with your wife.

Pussy juice

Code monkey very simple man