Stop fighting your body and find a night job.

Damn right, because I don’t pick up.

“I hate talking on the phone and won’t pick up, text me.” also often works.

It’s not reactionary to say that capitalism is bad. Capitalism is literally terrible. Not commerce, capitalism. Buying and selling things isn’t wrong, but extracting and consolidating surplus labor from the working class is.

I feel like my cold brewed espresso with dark chocolate oatmilk says: “mmm”.

I hate bald boys.

Whenever I see a bald boy, I feel like I’m back in the pants.