

‘Fuck you, pay me’
The worse it is, the more attention it gets.


‘Fuck you, pay me’
The worse it is, the more attention it gets.


Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five…
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!\
(Insert small print fast voice) The Federal Highway commission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!


Absolutely. It was a clear attempt at adding ‘perceived value’ by using the word ‘experience’ so many times. He knows what type of consumer he’s speaking to.
These interviews are really just PR opportunities for guys like this (in their perception).


Came here to say this. What ‘premium’ experience is he talking about?
Something tells me that the only Starbucks he actually has used recently is likely a very high-end version for the C titles in HQ, meters away from his office and for employee use only.
Man’s gotta eat. The name’s Smokey.
Can I have 15 cheeseburgers to go maufuckah?!
Never trust a man with no shirt.


Agreed. Starting to really want to get off this shitty ride.


Laughing so hard I can’t breath.


As a person who was raised by a parent just like this, I can say that a lot of it stems from the fact that many parents wrongly see their children not as individuals but as extensions of themselves.
This mindset creates that ‘ownership’ mentality and behaviors, which nearly always leads to disappointment, projection, control, manipulation, and rejection.


Fr, and when said child is able to confront their parents they’ll literally have a court case to back their claims of abuse.
I hate living in this timeline where way too many people have twisted personal morals into public ethics. And way too many people are just going along.


Didn’t he also get nearly a million raised for a go fund me? He didn’t set it up but last time I saw it posted it was over $700k.


Oddly this isn’t what officers mean when they say ‘weaponizing a vehicle’.


As a note: many of these ‘refugees’ are fleeing the crumbling apartheid structure they and their forefathers created in a country that was never theirs. These folks have very right-wing ideals, have a lot of money, and will be reliable Republican voters.
Still wonder why this isn’t surprising, or random?


That’s the face of ruggedly American exceptionalism, you don’t recognize it you cuck?! /s obv
Too much sun, too much smoke, lead poisoning, a homophobic aversion to moisturizer, and an apparent allergy to water is my leading theory. Essentially, he’s old and stopped listening to conventional health advice circa 1965.


Corporate bailouts to the rescue…again.


Wholeheartedly agree, the cruelty is the point.


The Outsiders.
I read it twice in school, 5th and 7th grade. I loved that it was written by a teenager for teenagers. It taught me that everyone struggles, everyone is fighting something, and outside appearances are nearly always deceiving. Some of the toughest looking people out there are the most sensitive and kind.
I don’t think I would have been as open minded about different ‘cliques’ as a teen if I hadn’t read it, and that translated into being more accepting of people from all walks of life as I became an adult.
I also loved To Kill a Mockingbird, and I mention it because I took away a lot of the same lessons as well as a stronger sense of justice and integrity through the story.


Sounds and feels very much like the PPP scams during the pandemic.
But really guys, it’s the welfare moms and immigrant childcare workers that are scamming this country and the reason there are no more $1 burgers to be found anywhere!!! /s
Time and time again, it’s the end user/consumer that the buck gets passed to. The owner class gets bailed out by us from the problems they create for us, then they tell us there’s no money to be found to provide even the most base level of assistance. And when we pitch enough of a fit for them to throw us a few pennies, it’s shoved in our faces again and again as some sort of handout that ‘proves’ how reliant we are on them. Abuse tactics 101, and like the abused we don’t know where else to go.
Seriously!!!
Remember when most of their grievances were about an overreaching government that dictated how they lived their lives? Now that their party is in power that’s all they want to fucking do to the rest of us.
How does ‘personal responsibility’ translate into ‘I don’t want this and you shouldn’t have it either’?