Imagine Torwalds doing reviews of old CPU coolers and completely losing his shit 🤣🤣🤣

Easiest option would be to email them to yourself (or use a messaging app that has an option to message yourself)

Is there a specific reason your translations are in json files, and not using a system such as gettext? IMO those .po files are much easier to translate for non-tech people, especially with many third party apps available for editing them. There are libraries available for many languages, so you don’t have to do anything manually in most cases.