Slow and gentle is for pussies hard and fast is the way to go here.

USA is the only nation that matters on this planet and probably in the universe.

Every time you eat a pizza, listen to Led Zeppelin or go to church on a Sunday remember that America invented it.

I salt mine overnight and pat them off before I sear them.

My father’s been dead for years.

He killed himself minutes after he shot my mother.

You make a lot of assumptions about me for someone who doesn’t know me.

No u.

Checkmate.

GOING ON A SELF-RIGHTEOUS COMMENT SPREE WITH ZERO SUBSTANCE, GETTING BANNED, AND
THEN CRYING ABOUT IT.

I thought getting banned for this reason is why .ml hates .world though?

Only for one of us.

We have a sadism/masochism type of relationship.

Pull your diapers to the side and bite the pillow I’m going in dry!

I always make sure I don’t post things that I can’t say to my grandma in bed.

Every once in a while you cone up with a legitimately good meme.

Lamb is my favorite.

/rj

Jack Dawson was poor so he would not have aged that well.

I’m kind of sad you didn’t do your typical ‘delete account’ copypasta.

Can you do it so I can feel better about myself?

I have never expressed a hatred for China before.

I see what you did there it was very clever.

How’s that working out for you, being clever?