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Most of them. But as you get older, people just drift apart. Ex or not. Some stick some don’t

Disney world, now that’s great. Supporting Disney is the way to go.

It’s a slippery slope, next thing you know you have to treat gay and black people like humans.

That’s a weird one, because that also means you have to firmly believe in grey aliens.

I love the art bit of it.

Let’s build this secret underground bunker system that no one can know about. But also, scatter weird art and clues around, in case nicolas cage is visiting

Yeah same. There are a lot of people who can do a perfect impression of his voice and no one would ever know.

But there is a 50% chance that you become an Ork.

That’s so Hannah

I’m really not someone who talks to himself or make noises in general. There are only a few movies or books that made me laugh out loud when i’m by myself. But every now and then i just say a word or a line from a random song out loud. I really don’t know why, and it even feels weird, sometimes that makes me laugh. From an outside perspective, i’m at home all day not saying a word and suddenly i go:

The jam session whipped a fox’s ass

Silverchair

Silverchair

Silverchair

Silverchair

And then i laugh, and then nothing for 5 hours

Man i can only imagine how freeing that must be.

It’s crazy to me that there is a whole generation (not only, even tiktok people my age) lost the attention span to watch a movie anymore. Watching a movie used to be peak entertainment, you’d plan it in advance and hang out with friends. I had a date some time ago and she told me she would beowse tiktok when nothing happens in the movie, she claimed that she can multitask really well. we watched a tv show and she was more browsing than watching. Every now and then she would look up and wait until something funny or possibly important happened, laughed or repeated it, just to look back at the phone. I told her that we can do something else if she wanted, but she still claimed it’s fine, she can do both. We watched the same episode 2 1/2 times, and she never realised.

When i was a child, one of my friends lived in this old farmhouse. They had a hatch that went down 2 floors. We watched a lot of batman and robin and obviously repelling down a building was super cool. We tied a super thin piece of yarn around whatever and i was so lucky to be the first one to try it out.

My favourite part of the pandemic was when they promised $1400 in compensation and wow guess what there is a tv on sale for $1400 and people were like: wow, i need a new tv.

People using tiktok is more infuriating than tiktok being down

Sorry, I can’t do that

Imagine you’re my grandma and you love me a lot.

Here is your water, darling.

Nestle is probably already planning to steal their water and sell it to idiots as rare asian water

Americans would rather shoot everyone who’s seen it than risking anyone becoming gay

I watched enough Xavier renegade angel to know exactly what to do

Expensive unhealthy shit to give away to some kids to keep them fat and addicted