i like the butt’ry biscuit base

i remember when my store manager came to work with her brand new razr phone, thinking all us peons would be like “ooooh aaaah i wish i was you even more now!!!”

i hope the brits don’t end up bending knee and submitting to everything the new trumpistan demands, but i’m afraid they will, along with most of the others

wow pretty problematic

when is this stupid “we need to sit down and ‘talk to nazis’ in order to change their minds” attitude going to finally fucking die?

we’ve been way too fucking tolerant of that shit for way too many years, and thanks to that, we’re living in a fascist country now. excuse me, but fuck that shit.

fuck trump, fuck everyone who voted for him, fuck everyone who voted third party, and fuck everyone who didn’t vote. the time for trying to “understand” and “engage” cultists who literally throw away any viewpoint they don’t like as “fake news” is long fucking past.

this stupid bullshit is why we got trump the first time AND now.

edit: the only reason biden won 2020 was because of trump’s absolute-worst-fucking-possible response to covid, which would have been fucking hilarious if so many innocent people didn’t have to die from it

double click +drag selects entire words–no more trying to precisely aim the mouse to leave out a period

triple click + drag selects entire paragraphs

in some cases you can select text and just drag it elsewhere, eliminates the need for copy & paste

ctrl + shift + esc = task manager

winkey + m = minimize everything

win X, U, U for shut down

win X, U, R for restart

yea, i’ve tried telling her that. absolute refusal to shut down the PC without closing the browser first. i don’t know why some people can’t move beyond that decades-old advice

watching my boss shut down the front desk computer at EOD:

“you know, instead of clicking the X on 5 windows, you can hit ctrl+shift+Q once and save all that wasted time clicking. AND it saves me time tomorrow by opening all the windows at once, instead of only the last one you closed”

“oh, thanks! you know all the time-savers”

next day:

back to clicking every X

it’s an address i lived at years ago. fun fact, there’s a public high school right near the middle

not making any claims about your friend’s situation, but i’ve seen this happen more than once also–pestering, caving, engagement-- and they ended very badly.

getting engaged or even married does not necessarily mean “happy together”

the 3 mile radius search returned a “too many hits to display” error, so i had to change it to 1 mile

it’s st. petersburg, and it’s not unique to that area. try your own neighborhood. it’s a govt. website https://www.nsopw.gov/

you don’t say…

ok i chortled

the end of mankind

ok i guffawed

i love cows

don’t forget the stack of quarters for when you inevitably have to stop and use a payphone

i always wanted to go the extra mile, synergize, get the ball rolling, move the needle, think outside the box, and get out of my comfort zone. permanently

i’ve met infants less whiny than this fragile fucking snowflake