Not a fan of it.

They kinda suck for driving though, because they don’t turn dark inside a car.

I take 'em off. The inside of a building is glare-free enough.

They’ve always got evidence that they’re going to show us… soon.

Not today.

But soon.

They can’t say when.

Only that it’ll be soon.

Soon.

I bet if you press your ear against his skull, you’ll hear what it’s like to be attacked by an angry cat.

Awake, but not loving it.

Anyone else see a two-headed cat?

“I’m not here to fuck spiders” - said by Australians who want to drop the preamble and get down to business.

Clearly pretty comfortable with you.

I see confusion over what happened a few seconds ago. I think the cat was batting the soap around on the bath’s rim and got too excited.

She looks like a Penny to me.

You’ll grow into those ears someday, lil’ buddy.

Can you tell me why without involving TikTok?

Seal-point Burmese cats are fully brown.

Does Emilio still play with toys?

She’s gonna unhinge her jaw and engulf that entire bunny.

My wife hates that I forgot what chicken nuggets are and called them ‘meat dots’. Of course I don’t call them anything else now.

Remember that responsible pet owners stop their animal after one drink.

They did not ‘execute’ him. We use a different word when soldiers illegally kill non-combatants in a safe zone.

This man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.