who needs Minecraft when there’s genitals

whenever they box it out on the ground for 500 hours in every single modern movie

usually.

but

let me introduce you to the native People of the southmost part of Bavaria/Germany … almost Austria.

Example: A Boat-Person of the Beautiful Königssee spent almost all of the ride ranting about stupid dumb dumb tourists… .to tourists. the rants were only interrupted by short lacklustre descriptions of the beautiful nature and rich history… and a forgetable music stop with agressive tip fishing.

Now, this was off season and in german. Well, german - a non native speaker would likely struggle to understand his thick accent liberally spiced with words only they use. Half the people on board have no idea what the angry noise is about. The others don’t complain, they know: yes, this is a perfect example specimen. This is what the average local is like. this man is not rich probably, no, but certainly well off, safe, living surrounded by breathtaking nature and beauty…

And he hates everybody else with every fibre of their being.

I’ve met several people from this specifc small region, which is one of the most beautiful places in the world, who were exactly like this.

maybe their point is to protect this environment. every stranger is a potential danger to it, they dont want to risk. if they value the protection of nature over their livelihood, it can almost be seen as noble. just don’t ask them what they vote for

i wonder, is there a good way to simulate that?

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thats what a rookie would say!

the fuck. here the doc tells you beforehand that you are not allowed to drive after the procedure and asks you to bring someone to drive you if possible

describes the whole world

its just a mistranslation of

“if you aren’t blowing the homies goodnight, are you even living?”

he encourages oral sex obviously! the church scholars are such incompetent noobs

edit: life is obviously cum.

by doing this you become the worm.

chicken now try to eat you

disappointed. i was hoping for sound

he bald ✅ he ball ✅

one could say

they need

pugjesus

working as intended. for several generations, the car lobby fills the management of deutsche bahn.

https://www.kontextwochenzeitung.de/politik/311/bahnfeinde-im-bahnvorstand-4259.html

be so cringe it becomes cool

hulu is owned by disney. encourage canceling disney+ too just for good measure

this is the first time I’ve heard of beowulf clusters and i like it

pc necromancy / zombie hivemind supercomputer

deutsche bahn would still be late

the appearance of excalistapler heralds the returnal of Klaus

praise his name

doctors are way to overbooked and overworked. people being offended by actual solutions really doesn’t help.

can we have some other guy where these people can go to, to relax the system?

just some dude who tells them: hell yeah sis! its ok, eat yourself to death! here take some drugs so you dont notice your problems anymore, bye

you don’t need a highly trained professional for that. cheap solution