What a terrible day to have eyes

It’s me. I’m the guy. Sorry.

NO PANDA FOR YOU. 2 WEEKS.

Ansible go brrrr

I visited the state I grew up in recently and had to drive a couple hours to visit someone down a highway I used to drive all the time in my teens. There used to be so many bugs that I’d have to stop and use the washers at the gas station at least once… this time there were maybe 2 or 3.

I was like oh. oh no.

https://xkcd.com/418

Pumpkin spice lasagna

Idk I’m not letting anything robotic or spinning near my junk. I’m good with washing that by hand.

Mmmmm quite indeeded-ly

I got straight A’s but really I wanted that D

Call it the Lenovgo

The oldest meme, you can tell because they didn’t have paper yet so they had to put it in stone