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black0ut@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

They had a paid break, right?

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They had a paid break, right?

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black0ut@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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    At least with your assembly code it’ll go brrrrrrrt because of how fast it’ll be.

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      It will go brrrrrrrt¤gdføTJwrgt65&<)5½$¥[[¥½{2ahgfh Segmentation fault (core dumped)

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      Assuming it actually works

      • ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕪@lemmy.world
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        I always have problems with assembly. Especially after being at Ikea.

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        A pal in tech school did code golf in assembly. There are people like that.

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      If you know that you do. What you probably do not. A proper C/C++ compiler (gcc) will almost always produce better/more optimized ASM than a human ever could.

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      My assembly code only goes brt :(

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        it reaches ‘t’ from ‘b’ with a lot less iterations of ‘r’. It seems to me that you have a more optimized version. :)

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        Maybe you switched up jg and jl?

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