Who is that in the picture?
The martini
People still give a shit about him?
He’s the guy that grows Top Ramen for us!
Justin Timberlake.
Who’s that?
Almostoutof Lumberpond’s cousin. I heard he was crucial in saving sexy from extinction
Some guy from the Super Bowl 38 halftime show.
I didn’t twig who was in the picture and assumed there was a policeman waiting on the other side of the “keep door closed” sign just waiting to arrest anyone who opened it
I prefer that hypothesis
“ascertained that the defendant was operating said vehicle in an intoxicated condition in that his eyes were bloodshot and glassy, a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage was emanating from his breath, he was unable to divide attention”
Erhm… so he had Tunnel Vision?
Plus he blew through a stop sign and couldn’t stay on his lane? He’s fucking trollied by the sounds of things!
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