Steven Seagal is the opposite for me, if he’s in it I know I’m about to enjoy a shitfest

Family Guy, if it was Simpsons they’d be yellow instead of white/pink

Err, yeah, the point of beans on toast is that it’s the simplest, most basic hot comfort food you can just throw together

Interesting, solicitors are mandatory in the UK, making estate agents even more pointless

Assuming this is in the US? Do you not have solicitors who do all the actual legal paperwork?

A classic prank

I didn’t twig who was in the picture and assumed there was a policeman waiting on the other side of the “keep door closed” sign just waiting to arrest anyone who opened it

The moustache says wisdom, the eyes say googly