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anachronist@midwest.social to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前

Jeff's magic money machine

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Jeff's magic money machine

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anachronist@midwest.social to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前
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    Surely the answer to this is to buy really short term options. Bad case is you lose all the money and get a billion. Good case is that you make even more money.

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      They said no gambling

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        Wouldn’t that be classified as “investing” at least according to the government.

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          Genie comes from a time when offering any monetary loan is considered usury, doesn’t care about your governments made of mortals.

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        Investing is not gambling by any definition.

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          Short term options, are considered gambling by pretty every investing expert…

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