This is the exact fucking harassment I get every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind, and I am so fuckdamn tired of it.
Listen, wetass, if you enjoy spraying fecal mist all over your bathroom while simultaneously drenching every square inch of your ass in bacterial medium that’s on you. I know how to wipe and my partners have never had an issue going down town for dinner and NONE of them were ever shy about informing me on my odor.
You just want license to make your anal fetish public and its disgusting.
This is the exact fucking harassment I get every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind, and I am so fuckdamn tired of it.
Listen, wetass, if you enjoy spraying fecal mist all over your bathroom while simultaneously drenching every square inch of your ass in bacterial medium that’s on you. I know how to wipe and my partners have never had an issue going down town for dinner and NONE of them were ever shy about informing me on my odor.
You just want license to make your anal fetish public and its disgusting.
Very easy due to the lack of a clean butt /j
From the POV of someone who’s never used a bidet, you come off like someone who was just looking for conflict.
LMAO! “Why are people being mean to me just because I was being inflammatory??”
Fuck off with that disingenuous bullshit.
Nonsense.
Skill issue.
I’m supposed to be surprised to learn that you keep company that’s just as disgusting as you are?
Says the person literally, unpromptedly talking about their anal fetish…