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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

The more specific you are, the worse.

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The more specific you are, the worse.

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    Coworker: I’m leaving early for a funeral.

    Me:(Not listening) Have fun!

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      TeamLead: Alright, I think that wraps up this zoom. I’ll check in with each of you later.
      Co-worker 1: Thanks
      Co-worker 2: Bye
      Co-worker 3: See you all later
      Me (already working on something else): Love you; bye.

      • koorool@feddit.de
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        Should be a norm, IMHO :)

    • devfuuu@lemmy.world
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      That’s how I roll. I always say “bye, have fun” at the end of meetings or saying bye to someone at work. No matter the situation. Has been working fine until now .

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        Yeah, “have fun” is just good life advice in general 🤷

    • Spliffman1@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

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    deleted by creator

    • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Also “love kids” must be higher pitched than “I”

  • yukichigai@kbin.social
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    “I hope you treasure the coming eighty-six thousand and four hundred seconds.”

    • Agent_of_Kayos@lemm.ee
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      Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes?

      • Bene7rddso@feddit.de
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        6.0833333333333 days?

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    It’s all about the phrasing.

    Other things that suffer from this have been listed in memes.

    “Butt dial.” Vs. “Booty call”

    And

    “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” Vs. “Sorry Daddy, I’ve been a bad girl.”

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      Ginger is a root and ale is a beer, but ginger ale is not root beer.

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    OTOH, “have a great 1440 minutes” sounds sort of like an uplifting Rent reference.

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      Although you can make it menacing again if you just State the amount of time and give them a thumbs up.

      “1,440 minutes” 👍

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    It’s the implication

    • cerothem@lemmy.ca
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      Dennis, are we going to hurt these girls?

  • Anh Kagi@jlai.lu
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    Great, now I’m not enjoying it.

    • button_masher@lemmy.ml
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      Don’t worry you still have ~23 hours left :)

      You don’t want to know what will happen when the timer runs out… (Hint: the rest of your life)

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Well you probably should be

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    My hilarious doctor, prescribing me medicine that I will take the rest or my life:

    “Take one of these every evening for the next 40 years”

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    Funny but what is it with that background picture? A guy who is supposed to look threatening? makes it weird lol

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      He sort of looks like an off-brand ‘most interesting man in the world’

      (I stole this meme, so I’m not sure)

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      kinda looks like jorpan pee peeter pants

  • greendakota99@lemmy.world
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    “Enjoy your remaining years!”

    “Enjoy fucking Jules!”

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    “Have a nice day” isn’t something people actually say to reach other in my country, it sounds so incredibly fake (probably because whenever we hear it, it’s American employees repeating the line to their customers over and over, clearly not meaning it).

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    Man, Tommy Chong really matured elegantly.

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    Mick Foley enters the chat.

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    “Have a nice day” doesn’t mean for the next 24 hours, unless you’re telling someone at midnight.

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      Just look at your watch and give them the exact time until midnight. Problem solved and more menacing.

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        “Enjoy your next…” checks time “…seven hours and twenty minutes!”

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    Why is it a different guy in the meme?

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