• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    Frodo just finished - Gandalf is building up - Gimli’s G-spot just got discovered

    Legolas pulled a muscle - Aragon passed out - Denethor is in post orgasm

    Théoden is having a heart attack - Pippen is losing their virginity - Bilbo is about to start